Saturday, November 8, 2014

Do you see anything evil? The only evil thing I see, is my review of this movie! See No Evil 2- Review

Well this is my time to write a review of one of the weirdest movie I have ever seen. It's totally different and there is no other horror movie like it! I'm dead serious.. See No Evil 2, it is so different from the first movie and I don't even know if it is a good thing or a bad thing? I actually loved the first movie and I thought it was so awesome and scary, I haven't seen anything like it! I do not even know why people disliked it.. Wasn't it fun?

But after some time I heard that there's gonna be a second See No Evil?  And I wasn't like all excited, because I wasn't like a huge fan or anything.. But I was really excited to see it once it would come out and after seeing the whole movie, I was like: WOW, I love this movie! I gotta go and write a review about it. Like seriously, I was wowed!

Now first I just want to say that it is awesome to see TWO people directing the movie.
(Two awesome people were the directors and they did a fucking good job!) And they are the ''twisted sisters'', Jen and Sylvia Soska.
They did an excellent job with this movie and for every single movie they have directed, they haven't done anything ''shitty''! And I ''love loved'' American Mary. Ooh it was a masterpiece and I thought it was just over the TOP awesome and scary.

I feel like they always give their all when directing and I feel like they are scary, but awesome in real life? It would be my dream to meet them in real life and maybe even have a interview with them?


But let me just go on with the movies review. First of all, this movie was well made, it wasn't cheap and it was always exciting to watch, no matter what scene. And I hope I don't sound like a ''kiss ass'', but I just loved this movie.. Haha..

NOOOOOO. You can't die!
Second thing: It was also awesome to see some familiar faces like, Danielle Harris, Katharine Isabelle and Chelan Simmons. + They all were so fantastic in the movie, I loved the way they acted, but Danielle was kinda disappointing, but not too much! And I think Katharine should have been the lead actress instead of Danielle.. I think she would have fit the part more, but what do I know? I'm just a simple reviewer.. The other actors/actresses weren't so know or I didn't know them, but they did also a good job. (PS, I loved Katharine so much, because she knows how to act and she was even in one of my most favorite horror movie ''Ginger Snaps''. And yes, I have seen it, when I was really young and it still is lovable!)

The story was also really simple, nothing really too complicated or anything. And I loved how it was followed right after the first story! Usually horror movies don't have that, but this one had it. The only thing I actually didn't like, was how my ''favorite'' characters were killed off. For example: Tamara (Katharine Isabelle) shouldn't have died.. She was (for me) the main character and I was like NOOOOOOO, when I saw her death scene. It was so unfair of her to die! God damn it Jacob Goodnight, for killing her.. (I'm just kidding.. Maybe)

Another thing that was disappoint about the film, would be the ending.. I can't even.. Oh, it made me angry when I saw the ending. God damn it, why can't you just die Jacob? Why? And why is it with horror movies, that the killer never dies and the main character gets killed at the end scene? Like WTF? Why are people doing this? And also one thing is bothering me.. Why can't the ''sexy'' girl survive magically, instead of the main girl?

And now I want to say what I have learned from See No Evil 2:
The killer never dies, the main girl always falls for the ''nerdy'' guy, there's always a plot twist in every scene, the hospital is really huge, like a labyrinth and no windows are open? There's no such thing as ''security'' in a place like that? Shouldn't there be some guards or anything? (Or they got killed or something?) The killer can teleport himself in to a car or something? Kane always knows where you are. No matter what! PS, these are just some examples.. I'm not saying that this movie had flaws, but it do not care at all. I just wanted to write about the things I learned from the whole movie and I didn't write everything..

But at the end of everything, I must say that this movie is awesome, it has gore, it has sexy scenes (No nudity or anything.. Or I just didn't saw any), the kills are rad, the actors/actresses knew how to act and there was emotion in this movie. Like usually horror movies are all about the scares and no emotion.. (Some of them).. This movie also had a creepy vibe and it had you all like sit up or close your eyes sometimes.. Or was it just me? This movie had like everything and I didn't see it as a bad movie, I saw it as a ''masterpiece''.. But it had a bad ending.. Which I did not like.. But at least Kane was really happy that he survived and maybe we will see him in See No Evil 3?
In all conclusion, I must say that this movie is a ''Must Watch'' and if you think it was a waste of time, then you can just go F yourself. Also I think this movie should have a higher score than a 5.. I loved this movie, it was creepy, it was worth watching and I think imma give it a 4 and a half stars outta 5..

PS- I didn't even intend to do this review.. I just got really bored and I guess I wanted to write something new and I hope y'all liked it? PS- Sorry if it was short or something and if it was lacking something than I'm just terribly sorry! I worked hard on this and I really hope everyone loved it.. I don't have anything against you, if you disliked my review btw and I hope it wasn't a waste of your time.
Love my readers and thanks to y'all I got over a 1000 views! I just love my readers!

Happy endings makes Kane all happy and stuff and even more alive.. 





Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Creepy care takers, a lot of sex and a fantastic movie: I give you: Wrong Turn 6 review

My first ever review of a horror movie I really liked. I have never ever written a review or anything related to that, so I hope everyone likes it. (The last posts aren't reviews)

Let me just start off by saying how impressed I was when I saw the beginning. It had the creepy Wrong Turn 1-2 vibe in it. Basically it started off with a shoot of some mountains and then it showed us the to ''soon to be killed'' couple. I was just overly excited to see it and I must say that the beginning was over excellent. From the acting to the screaming and to the kills, it was just so gory and really it gave me some chills. I loved how Talitha Luke Eardley and Luke Cousins acted and I wished that Talitha wouldn't die, even though it was the opening scene. Luke's death was simple, but Talitha had one of the best death scenes ever! It was gory, had a scary feel to it and when she kicked around and screamed, she just made it really believable! 10 points to Talitha for making the perfect death scene and she knew how to open up a movie. Oh hot damn!
Talitha. She was a stunner and knows how to open up a movie! Loved her. + Knows how to act!





















After the gory events, we see the new owner, Danny, with his girlfriend Toni and his friend Vic, driving to Hobb Springs.
Danny has like this bad feeling at first, but soon he's so relaxed over there, that he just might even want to stay there with his ''lost family''.

Soon, we will see the third victim, Agnes Fields, who is a big flirt and she wants to get attention from the care taker Jackson. So she just ''drops'' her fork and Jackson comes to the rescue.. Agnes plays it real dirty and squeezes his booty and yes Jackson gets really mad, which is real awesome. You can like see though Jacksons eyes, that he wants to kill Agnes and he eventually kills her, by snapping her neck. I felt bad for her. She had attitude and was really fun! Later we get to see the other friends of Danny's and they aren't too happy to be there, especially Jillian. Then the story goes on and the care takers aren't also happy that Danny has friends with him or they were really surprised. Sally and Jackson welcome everyone to the hotel.. Bla bla bla.. And then we see that Sally wants to be all over Danny, but Toni hates it and ''asks a rood question'', which Sally found really rood. She gave a hateful eye to Toni and then we see that maybe Sally wants to get rid of Toni..



The story went on and on, but nothing actually happened much, which got me a little surprised and I'm not trying to be rood, but I got a tiny bit bored with the nothingness. It was just like drama and I got lost. I eventually just watched the ''boring'' part and then it got all serious and a little bit scary. From the part where the doe got shot, I was like: Nooo, don't kill it and it was just so real.. The way it looked into Danny's eyes and when it just slowly tried to breath, it was just.. Oh wow and Noooo. (Mixed emotions for me) I was really surprised that a Wrong Turn movie would have something like that and I don't mean anything bad with that.. It just got me over the top scared/excited..
After the scary animal killing, we got to see the real side of Sally. She was just like Danny's girlfriend and she tried to be all on him and stuff, which made the movie amazing. Sally almost tried to do something with him, but the ''fun girlfriend'', Toni ruined the moment for her. I was literally like scared that something bad might happen. But no..
I also liked how Sally was all horny and she had to hold herself in, so she could have sex with Danny.. She even just went all crazy mad/horny, when she saw other people screw and she had to just ''relax'' herself by pleasing herself, while she was watching people screw. Also 10 points to Sadie Katz, who made Sally scary, twisted, sexy and really believable! I loved Sally's character the most and Sadie just fit the role as Sally! (You should be in Wrong Turn 7!)

The scary part was when I saw Jillian and Bryan having sex and then the three baddies coming into the ''secret room'', while Sally was doing her thing. And then the limbs getting ripped off by the brothers, was really just 100% scary, excellent, sexy and much more.
Poor Jillian, her death was really painful and slow.. Nobody wants to die like Jillian did, but that's what you get for being all noisy and dirty. (I ain't saying that Jillian was a whore, because she didn't like go around screwing everyone, but she was just too naughty!)
Sadie giving us quite the show over here.. 
After the bloody murders, the movie was getting to it's end... Like only 30-40 minutes until the end, we still got a lot of scary parts, but I must say that maybe if the movie were to be a little bit longer, then we would have gotten something a lot scarier+maybe even some gore?
Amazing scene would be where we got to meet the other side of the cannibal family.. Like there was a tiny village with scary different looking cannibal mutants.. It was awesome and I liked how they all looked so different and had a weird deformity.. And I must say that you can't have a family meeting without some food.. Am I right?
I didn't like how they killed Vic and the thing that Danny didn't even recognize him was just.. Unexplainable.. But after the kills, they had to have a dance party..While dancing, Danny started to hallucinate and he thought that Sally was actually Toni, which was just awesome!  I liked everything from that scene, the way it had Sadie dance first and then change into Aqueela and then back.. It was just amazing! Plus the way they danced was also fun to watch and I especially liked one clip. I mean the scene where Sadie was like inviting you somewhere with her fingers and that creepy, sexy look!

After the party,everything went down the hill for Danny's friends. I mean for the ''still living friends''.. Everyone had a painful death, but the weirdest death of all time would be the fire hose in the a-hole. Not really cute, but at least the movie makers had some kind of a imagination or something?
I really just liked the ending scenes, like the cat fight between Sally and Toni. It should have been a little longer, but I still liked it.. It had like sexiness and spark?
I actually felt sorry for Toni, because she DID NOT deserve do die! I wish they could have done something else with her, but not just kill her off like that. It would have been awesome if she could have escape the place..
But I kinda liked the ending, because there's like a new start for a new movie.. Maybe Sally will get pregnant and maybe we will get a little bit more action in Wrong Turn 7? Nobody knows what the future will hold for Wrong Turn 7..

Overall I would rate this movie 4 and a half out of 5, because the acting was awesome, we got a different kind of a Wrong Turn, the ending will give us a new movie and I just feel that the director and the writer delivered us a awesome movie. + It was funny, not too gory (Should have been a little more of it), sexy/sexual and daring. I loved it!
And no, I don't think that the movie had too much sex or anything.. Like the writer said: There's no such thing as ''Too much sex''!

Also I wanted to mention that everyone gave their all to make this movie and I did like everyone in this movie! But some of them weren't too over the top good as like Sadie, Anthony, Aqueela, Chris and Talitha!

I hope everyone enjoyed this wannabe review.. I'm really late with it, but at least I managed to do it? I had a lot of fun writing the review and the movie was also really fun! (If Frank, the writer, sees this, then I must say that please give us a little bit more action and gore, if you write a Wrong Turn 7!)
And I'm so sorry if this review was a mess.. I have no experience with this at all and I suck at writing these things.. Last time: If you enjoyed this, then you can just share it or show it to your friends.It would mean a lot to me! Thanks a lot to my readers and my future readers! And it would also mean too much for me if someone left a comment, saying what you thought of the movie+my review.
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